If you have a music joke you'd like to submit that is clean and safe for kids, please email me at dbweese@gmail.com.

WPES Student Music Joke Submissions:


Music Jokes Mr. Weese has collected:

Q: What is a monster's favorite song?
A: "Ghouls just wanna have fun!"

Q: What is the loudest pet?
A: The Trum-pet.

Q: Why did Mozart get rid of his chickens?
A: "They kept saying 'Bach, Bach!'"

Q: Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
A: Because she broke the record!

Q: What makes music on your head?
A: A head band!

Q: What is the difference between a fish and a piano?
A: You can't tuna fish!

Q: What type of music are balloons scared of?
A: Pop music!

Q: What kind of music do rocks like?
A: The Rolling Stones!

Q: What has forty feet and sings?
A: The school choir!

Q: What part of the turkey is musical?
A: The drumstick!

Q: Why did the girl sit on the ladder to sing?
A: She wanted to reach the high notes!

Crazy Music Quotes:

"Wagner's music has beautiful moments but some bad quarters of an hour."
- Rossini (another famous composer)

"Richard Wagner's music is better than it sounds."
- Mark Twain

My Favorite - The Trombone Jokes!

Q: How do you know a trombone player's kids are on the playground?
A: They can't swing and complain about the slide!     (Chelsea)

Q: How many professional trombone players does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. Professional trombone players can't afford light bulbs.  (Joey DeSena, North Carolina)

Q: What is another term for trombone?
A: A wind driven, manually operated pitch approximator!  (Mitch, Florida)

Q: What are the dynamics of a bass trombone?
A: On and off!   (Peter Denner)

Q:  How do you make a Trombone sound like a French Horn?
A:  Stick your hand in the bell and miss a lot of notes!

Q: What is the definition of a gentleman?
A: Someone who knows how to play the trombone and doesn't!

Q: What does a trombone player say when he gets to his gig?
A: Would you like fries with that?

Q: What's the range of a trombone?
A: Depends on how good of a throwing arm you have!

Q: What is a trombone?
A: a slide whistle with delusions of grandeur!

Q: What is the most musical bone?
A: The trom-bone!